The stalls lock. You are trapped and it is steamy. A ghost hand touches your butt.
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
hey this is cool even if it’s yelling at me
1. Thantophobia, the fear of losing someone you love.
2. Uganda is the youth capital of the world. More than half the people living there are under 15 years of age.
3. When a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal. For men, their voice gets lower.
4. Psychology: Constant disappointment causes a person to develop a lifetime of trust and commitment issues.
5. To avoid being eaten by the mate, the male Orb-Web spider detaches its penis and finishes the sex as he runs for his life.
6. The blast of air you feel when walking into a store prevents insects from flying in.
7. A man in Sweden was once awarded state disability benefits for his addiction to heavy metal.
8. Breakups are hard to deal with because the body and mind goes through withdrawal — Like drug addiction, we become addicted to love.
9. Grizzly bears can run faster than horses and can maintain the speed indefinitely.
10. Quagmire from Family Guy is 61 years old, according to his driver’s license.